And that’s the thing about people who mean everything they say. They think...– Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner. (via stay-ocean-minded)
Sure did buy a few little black somethings today. Time to get my fancy date on.
How is the ice cream truck business regulated? …really though? …?! I gotta know.
Boss: How's your boy?
Me: Done. No more.
Boss: You picked another shitty one?
Life was so much easier when I was too young to know better.